We know some of you lads like the idea of been kidnapped, tortured, abused or just been scared shitless for fantasy. We offer a service to you were you can have your fantasy played out in a safe and secure environment. We can either come to you or we can arrange a play space with notice. Please note that some locations we use may not be available. We can also offer a service depending on location where your partner can watch and in some cases form part of our team. Married or partnered couples are fine by us but please note that we will only carry out the service on men only.

We have experience in getting what we want out of you as the people who run the service are either ex-army or ex-government officials who have “certain”  knowledge in types of interrogation. Of course you can set up your own limits, although we set out what suffering you have to endure you do have full control over what you receive and can stop proceedings at anytime you so desire. However we also understand that in some cases “stop” means carry on so we always agree a safe “STOP” word that means stop.

Services offered include: Forced bootlicking, kidnapping, mock executions, interrogation, strip searches, house invasions, forced imprisonment, slavery and army type treatment from verbal abuse to yomping. All we ask of all our clients is that you have a “fun” time and enjoy the experience!

PLEASE NOTE THAT WE WILL NOT SO ANYTHING UNSAFE OR DANGEROUS. IF WE USE WEAPONRY THESE WILL BE PROPER STAGE PROPS. IN THE CASE OF KNIFES THESE WILL BE THEATRE “BLUNT” TYPES AND ALL GUNS ARE REPLICA THAT CAN’T FIRE ALTHOUGH REALISTIC. ANY WEAPONS CAN NOT BE USED IN PUBLIC.

As some of you frequent visitors to site well know, we have had problems with finding locations and more importantly we can no longer get commercial insurance due to the nature of what we do.

We have however managed to a service back up and running by where you can have either a half or full day of the kidnap experience. This could either be outdoors or at a location in South London. However as we are people in control you will do as you are told. In all cases there will be high level of physical exertion and you must be fit enough to cope with it. This could include forced running, sit ups, squat thrusts or anything we seem fit the occasion. Also as we have to adhere to certain things regarding Human Right and although this service does not come under the Geneva Convention we will adhere to rules and regulations of the convention unless you agree to go beyond the convention.

In all cases there will be the element of surprise and if you are of a nervous nature this may not be for you as you could be subjected to verbal, sexual or physical abuse by one or more people. As this is a fantasy service we want you to enjoy the situation and we want to as well. There is no point in pushing someone beyond their limits as this take the enjoyment out of it. You can however push or goad us into making the scene more realistic and we encourage all clients to get involved by back chatting, refusing to carry out orders or lashing out at your captors. You can even try to escape but if you do expect the worse.

You must also expect to get dirty and in some cases covered in mud as you may be be pushed around the fields or streams of the countryside.

Before you make any approach to us please take a note of what you want from the day. We are experts in C.P. and verbal abuse and we are more than prepared to dish out a caning if need be. You must decide on what you want, what you can take and whether you're hard enough to take the punishment or the scenes we offer. We will however respect what you want!

1. You must in good heath and in some cases you must provide evidence of this. If you are on any medication you must declare this and some cases you will be refused for kidnap.me.uk

2. You must agree to set your limits with the person handling the scene at the time.

3. You must agree to pay the whole cost up front in full.

4. You must agree that you will not take legal action due to any problems arising during or after your visit as you will be voluntarily subjected to the regime of a prison or kidnap scenario. This may include physical, verbal, mental or sexual abuse.

5. You must agree that if we see fit to halt the scene we can do so without any remit. Reasons could be medical or physical.

6. You are requested not to ask the captor to perform any unnatural or indecent acts.

7. You must be over 18 and proof may be requested.

8. You agree that the conditions you are held in may be rough and you will be expected to sleep in or out of cloths unless specified.

9. In most cases you be secured in a holding cell, cage and or with shackles or other restraint devices.

10. At the end of the scene or agreed date it is up to you to get back home, although you will be released at a time where transport should be available.

11. You should expect to be moved between areas and locations.

12. Video filming is strictly forbidden but still camera's will be allowed with the consent of both parties.

13. You must provide your own toys although we do have access to sexual toys that can be used.

14. You are responsible for bringing condoms and lube, please do not expect us to anything bareback or without protection.

15. You must agree that this is purely for adult fantasy and no malice will be made between each party.

16. If you decide to cancel due to yourself not been handle the situation there will be no refund.

17. We reserve the right to terminate the scene at any time with no reason given.

Kidnapping

1. Kidnapping scenarios can be arranged with prior notice.

2. Expect to placed in van or boot of a vehicle and or blindfolded.

Prices

Price is dependent on where you are based in the case of a driver taking you to the location. Scenarios are at various locations in the UK or at your residence. However we are planning weekend session away shortly in a location in where no one will hear the screams!

1/2 day = £300.00   Full Day = £500.00   Other times to be arranged

PLEASE NOTE THAT WE DO NOT SUPPLY UNIFORMS. WE DO SUPPLY CONDOMS AND LUBE WHEN REQUIRED. IF YOU ARE USING YOUR OWN TOYS PLEASE ENSURE THEY ARE SAFE AND CLEAN. BRING ALONG TOWELS AND A CHANGE OF CLOTHING IF NEEDED.

To enquire about our services please email alanatlondon@gmail.com

Please note that some clients are turned down for a number of reasons.

All requests are taken in confidence and we do not disclose any personal information. Names and addresses are not stored and destroyed when your enquiry is dealt with.

We have been on television on a program called “Extreme Pleasures” made a few years ago for Sky TV. There may be versions of it still on You Tube.

PLEASE NOTE THAT WE ARE BOOKED UO FOR THE REST OF 2018 AND MOST OF 2019.

IF YOU HAVE CONTACTED US RECENTLY WE WILL INFORM YOU WHEN WE ARE READY TO SORT YOU OUT.

BE SCARED….BE VERY SCARED.